Woke up late?
Snoozed through the alarm clock?
Yet another missed breakfast?

Well, we have a great new product for you. We’re still working on the technical details with regards to logo printing, but we thought we’d start the hype early and let you know what next year’s top corporate giveaway will be…

Presenting:
The USB Toaster!

Okay, so maybe it is a joke, but it just shows that USBs really are the future!

(Pro tip: Buy a brand new, graphic-intensive game such as Crysis and you can turn your laptop upside-down and use it to fry an egg to have on your toast.)